Tech Trendspotter Gifts

"The robot won it again!"

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Coronavirus

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"See a trend?"

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Skinhead guppy.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

What's 'Bitcoin'?