Economic Trendspotter Gifts

Markets Drama

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Jumping Wall Street.

Coronavirus

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Utility Chic.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

"See a trend?"

Skinhead guppy.

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

The Stock Market

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China