Economic Trendspotter Gifts

Markets Drama

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Coronavirus

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Jumping Wall Street.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Utility Chic.

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

"See a trend?"

Skinhead guppy.

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

The Stock Market

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'