Trend Discovery T-Shirts

Perfect for the teenager who doesn't know if he's coming or going...

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Utility Chic.

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'First the good news.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Hipster Police Department

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

The last of the mullet.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"I need nothing and I want everything."