Trend Discovery Gifts

Perfect for the teenager who doesn't know if he's coming or going...

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Which way up do you want it?"

Utility Chic.

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'Do you have it in black?'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

Hipster Police Department

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Wall street bull and bear hug.