Trend Setting Pillows

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

La Table

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Emergency Hipster Beard