Dating Trailblazer Pillows

"Are you flirting or threatening me?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'I'm not buying or selling. I'm renting.'

Sex Equality

Amelia Earhart

After working as a day care director for 18 years, Brenda made a career change into law enforcement.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'Whoooooooooooooooooooooooow! We're in Pashmina Country.'

Apres Golf

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

'YOU again?'

Please Note: The farmer allows the crossing of his field for free but...the bull charges!

"Getting more women into farming is essential for our future...so believe me when I say that I'm 100% committed to stamping out sexism...In fact as far as I'm concerned I just want you to think about yourself as one of the chaps!"

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Oh, Are you still networking?"

"Personally, I prefer it when he wears my underwear."

Mary Seacole

"Oh my, I've gotten flowers from other dates before. . . but this is the first Cactus I've ever gotten, Millard!"

Hardcore Hikers

"I appreciate your concern, but I'll be fine. I always leave a trail of breadcrumbs whenever I venture in there."

Why Not?

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

"Different? Hey, we could use different."