Romantic Trailblazer Pillows

"Oh my, I've gotten flowers from other dates before. . . but this is the first Cactus I've ever gotten, Millard!"

Shepherd and eurydice

The experienced backpacker.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Trail mix?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Queen of Upcycling!

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Don't even think about it."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."