Romantic Trailblazer Mugs

"Oh my, I've gotten flowers from other dates before. . . but this is the first Cactus I've ever gotten, Millard!"

Shepherd and eurydice

The experienced backpacker.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Hither and Yon sign

Queen of Upcycling!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Don't even think about it."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Barman In Love.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'