Date Night Trailblazer Mugs

Popcorn

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Glass Ceiling

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

National Park Map

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

'Don't even think about it!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"