Date Night Trailblazer Gifts

Popcorn

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Glass Ceiling

National Park Map

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."