Adventurous Trailblazer Mugs

Please Note: The farmer allows the crossing of his field for free but...the bull charges!

The experienced backpacker.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Shoot For The Moon

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Your bone."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"Fight or flight?"

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Are we there yet?'

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Toad roadkill.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Kiss me! I'm a transformer."

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'YOU again?'

"Oh, Are you still networking?"

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

Clancy: Self-Made Man