Trailblazing Trekker Mugs

Ramblers' Association Notices - Long List.

Hansel & Gretal Breadcrumbs for trailblazers...Never lost again!

The experienced backpacker.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Monkey-artist

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Nature Lovers

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Hey. . . in use!"

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"Slogan."

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'