Trailblazing Trekker Prints

Ramblers' Association Notices - Long List.

Hansel & Gretal Breadcrumbs for trailblazers...Never lost again!

The experienced backpacker.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Monkey-artist

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Nature Lovers

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"Hey. . . in use!"

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

"Slogan."

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'