Optimistic Trailblazer Mugs

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

Marooned Painter

Please Note: The farmer allows the crossing of his field for free but...the bull charges!

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

'YOU again?'