Optimistic Trailblazer Mugs

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

Marooned Painter

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

He was having a great time until he'd eaten so much candy he just toppled over. His Halloween night reached a tipping point.

'YOU again?'

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."