Adventurous Trailblazer Gifts

Please Note: The farmer allows the crossing of his field for free but...the bull charges!

The experienced backpacker.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Shoot For The Moon

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Fight or flight?"

"Your bone."

"We're looking for our local post office."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'Are we there yet?'

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Toad roadkill.

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'YOU again?'

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

"Oh, Are you still networking?"

Clancy: Self-Made Man

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."