Scenic Trailblazer Pillows

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Quick swig first?"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Bear Signpost.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Glass Ceiling

National Park Map

Nearest Backache Specialist.

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."