Scenic Trailblazer Prints

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Glass Ceiling

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

National Park Map

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."