Travel Trailblazer Prints

Information: You Are Here...

'Are we there yet?'

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

'Anything to declare?'

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Is the MSG local?"

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

See you at Charing Cross!

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Glass Ceiling