Travel Trailblazer Mugs

Information: You Are Here...

'Are we there yet?'

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

'Anything to declare?'

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Is the MSG local?"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

See you at Charing Cross!

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."