Physical Intimacy Explorer Mugs

Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Arouse Me!"

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"I've been feeling more transparent."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

You're too intimate!

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Was it funny for you?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"