Physical Intimacy Explorer Mugs

Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Arouse Me!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

You're too intimate!

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"Was it funny for you?"

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"