Sexuality Explorer Mugs

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Real Estate Personals

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Boys Cooking

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Sipsies?"

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Gender Symbols

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

A woman taking her heart for a walk.