Sexual Orientation Explorer Mugs

'Forget it, they're gay.'

Club Antisocial

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Boys Cooking

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Burlyesque

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

*Sigh*

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Primo Ballerino.

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

A man and woman face each other in profile. A diagram of their brains shows their desires.

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

'Oh no, not you again,'

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Hunters/Gatherers