Sexual Identity Explorer Mugs

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Boys Cooking

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to