Relationship Adventurers Prints

Sadomasochists in love

'No lover! Wonderful!'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Relationship Warning Lights

"We'll always have couples therapy."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"This will be hilarious!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

His and Hers Wedding

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

The perfect man

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Growing Love

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."