Relationship Adventurers Prints

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

Sadomasochists in love

'No lover! Wonderful!'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Paint pots in love

"This will be hilarious!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Urns in love

His and Hers Wedding

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

The perfect man

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

Hold on

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub