Intimacy Explorers Pillows

"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."

"Aw, a clit ring! Honey, you shouldn't have."

I read it in a magazine article on how to improve your sex life.

The 'Calmer Sutra'.

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

"It was DIY that broke up a relationship. I wanted to have sex on my own are you want to do it with me."

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Pyjama party

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Kiss

His and Hers Wedding

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Arouse Me!"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Global Positioning Manual

'Henry, cut that out.'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Romantic Coffee Dates

A psychic mows the lawn.

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."