Intimacy Explorers Pillows

"Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend that someone else is denying me sex."

"Aw, a clit ring! Honey, you shouldn't have."

I read it in a magazine article on how to improve your sex life.

The 'Calmer Sutra'.

"This personal lubricant has an expiration date of 2025 - just saying."

"It was DIY that broke up a relationship. I wanted to have sex on my own are you want to do it with me."

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Pyjama party

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

His and Hers Wedding

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Kiss

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Global Positioning Manual

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Arouse Me!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Romantic Coffee Dates