Relationship Thrilling Adventurers Pillows

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Relationship Warning Lights

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"This will be hilarious!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Russian Dating.

Mate Mart

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

Borrow the Bag?

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"