Relationship Thrilling Adventurers Pillows

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Relationship Warning Lights

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"This will be hilarious!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Russian Dating.

Mate Mart

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

Borrow the Bag?

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"