Nostalgic Pub-goer Gifts

'It's what I'd call an unpretentious old fashioned boozer.'

The Kings Head.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

"I feel a draft."

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

William Tell Overture

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.