Classic Pub Lover Gifts

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

Pint

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"