Classic Pub Enthusiast Gifts

"Hop it! We don't serve your type!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'You can't come in here with that.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"