Old-timey Pubs Enthusiast Gifts

Christmas in the Streets.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"I feel a draft."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.