Retro Parties Gifts

"Sure I remember you. Have a Nice Day, right? I thought you were dead."

Disco Dancing

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Old Book Smell

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Gramaphone Man.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'I just called to say I love you...'

1986 is my year

A potato's favourite video