Vintage Party Enthusiast Pillows

Army of the Potomac 3rd Corps' Winter Ball

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Party Animals.

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

Green Balloon

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

Grandma's caf

All dressed up and no place to go

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A man looks up at the earth

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."