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Animal House.

"This has always been Kathy's and my dream --- to live in a contemporary house, surrounded by our contemporaries."

"Try not to get irrepressible."

'Goodnight Nanook. Great house-warming party.'

'You were the one who said you'd like him to bring some of his friends home. . .'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Wine Lady

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

"I was almost that last year."

Join me in a Martini?

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.