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"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Cow Pinatas

Wine Lady

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I was almost that last year."

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

Party time.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"