Home Parties Pillows

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Bacchus.

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

Cardiac Recovery.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Party time.

Balloon drip.