Kids' Party Coordinators Pillows

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Cow Pinatas

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Not guilty?"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Don't go in there!!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"Your mascara is running."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Maypole

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Do that again, but cuter."