Family Fun Coordinators Pillows

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Not guilty?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Turn Down For What.

Maypole

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

Parental Anxiety

Happy New Year

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

Family Budgets

'Premature greyness is hereditary - You get it from your children.'

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

"Yes, I was asleep. But it was a vigilant sleep."

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

'I'm sorry, Dad, but upon looking at my calendar, I'm not going to be able to squeeze in your quality time this week.'

The family matriaack!

Party

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

'I'd like to borrow about $500. I'm taking my wife and 3 kids to a baseball game.'

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

'Hello, is that the temp agency? Now listen, I specifically asked for Elves!'

"Wake up Mom! It's the first day of spring break and I'm bored."