Family Fun Manager Pillows

'For heaven's sake, couldn't you have spelled it out?'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Balloon Kids

Swinging

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Clock Face Golf Set

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"