Family Activity Coordinator Pillows

Turn Down For What.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

A child interrupting family prayers

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"It's his emotional support animal."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Acclaimed mother.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."