Children's Activities Coordinator Pillows

Maypole

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Remote Control Duck

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

The Aisle

Turn Down For What.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

A pirate and a bride

Face painting - children have no faces

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"