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Parent Involvement Tip #1

"Yes, I was asleep. But it was a vigilant sleep."

'I'm sorry, Dad, but upon looking at my calendar, I'm not going to be able to squeeze in your quality time this week.'

The family matriaack!

'You invited your mother? -- But we agreed to a small wedding!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"What do I think is an appropriate punishment? I think an appropriate punishment would be to make me live with my guilt."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.