Family Chaos Coordinator Pillows

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

The sofa freshly made up...

'It wasn't premeditated.

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'You think little brothers are a nuisance? Try one with a drone.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Riding School Chaos

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"I need to know who started it."

'Great Therapy!'