Kids' Party Coordinators Gifts

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Face painting by numbers.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Not guilty?"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"Do that again, but cuter."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Pinara fund

Maypole

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."