Celebration Coordinator Pillows

"Not guilty?"

Happy New Year

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Party

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Margarita

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Men can show their emotions!

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Here comes our order.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Aisle

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Eurocopa 2016

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

A pirate and a bride

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'You add the girl after baking.'

'Turkey again! It's the sixth of January... Just how big was that flaming bird?!'