Celebration Specialist Pillows

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..."

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

Ever day in this house is a Prosecco day

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

Birthdays Are Good: The more you have the longer you live.

Swans holding 50 balloons.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Margarita

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Prosecco

Prosecco Peacock

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Un ballo in maschera

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Jumping Man

"Not guilty?"

Mime Baby

Fabulous civil union cake.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

With Compliments