Celebration Coordinator Mugs

"Not guilty?"

Happy New Year

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Party

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Margarita

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Men can show their emotions!

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Here comes our order.'

The Aisle

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Eurocopa 2016

Biodegradable helium balloons.

A pirate and a bride