Child's Party Pillows

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Children's Party

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Ramming Speed!"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Are we going with scary clown? Or just plain old spooky?"

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

A girl with a dog and balloons