Family Event Enthusiast Prints

"You need to get a move on vicar, you're doing the Christening in half an hour."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Polygamists' Picnic

Graph Your Relatives!

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

It's a Boy

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Mother's Love

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

Stockwell's day

Abstract expressionist face painting.

One of Many California Gene Pools

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'