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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Santa Claus's Mail

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Create some buzz!

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

Networking

A man washing a mascot costume

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Streets - Night