Commercial Holiday Planner Pillows

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'